Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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