walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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