I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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