I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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