Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am spending my child support on dildos
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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