The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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