i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love you. Go after that dick
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