i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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