you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize
