People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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