I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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