you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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