no you cant smoke seaweed
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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