I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
