I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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