In the future we'll all be gay
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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