Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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