Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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