was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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