So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just found puke in my bra..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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