So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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