unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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