if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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