She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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