i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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