Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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