I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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