thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also, beer. Big fan.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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