HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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