i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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