remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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