No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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