just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dignity is for republicans.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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