What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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