I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
