we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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