Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
