So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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