he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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