I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
