me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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