used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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