I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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