Need sex. Gaining weight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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