found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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