Do you still have your period?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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