Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
this just has baby written all over it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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