When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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