No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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