So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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