You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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